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Message started by Moonshine Moo on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:10pm

Title: The Woman Speeder
Post by Moonshine Moo on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:10pm
Who do you think was being more bull-headed Andy or the Woman Speeder?   :-?

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Briscoe Darling on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:27pm

Moonshine Moo wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:10pm:
Who do you think was being more bull-headed Andy or the Woman Speeder?   :-?



The woman speeder.  Andy offered her a way out with just paying the fine, but she refused so she could drag it out in court and influence the witnesses.

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Mc Beevee on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:53pm
The woman speeder was,sure liked that T-Bird. :)

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Ole_Sam on Mar 25th, 2008 at 6:41am
The woman speeder. You just don't "flaunt" the law.

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Moonshine Moo on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:01am
As Andy said "You insulted the dignity of my robes".  But wait, he wasn't wearing any!  :D

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am
She was guilty of:

Speeding
At least 3 counts of witness tampering
Contempt of court
Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! ;D

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Bernie on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:36am

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am:
She was guilty of:

*Speeding
*At least 3 counts of witness tampering
*Contempt of court
*Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! ;D

You forgot one:
*Drying underwear in a public building

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Regis on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:53am

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am:
She was guilty of:

Speeding
At least 3 counts of witness tampering
Contempt of court
Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! ;D


Don't drag me into this mess!  I were against even givin'um he right to drive in the first place!  :D

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:09am

Bernie_exMember wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:36am:
You forgot one:
*Drying underwear in a public building


I forgot that one, Bernie!  ;)

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:11am

wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:53am:
Don't drag me into this mess!  I were against even givin'um he right to drive in the first place!  :D


Oh, Regis! At least let'em drive. Some of 'ems kinda cute.....heh heh....

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Regis on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:51am

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:11am:
Oh, Regis! At least let'em drive. Some of 'ems kinda cute.....heh heh....


Listen Seth... you give'um the right to drive and the next thing you know they will want to right to work a public job.  You give'm the right to work a public job and the next thing you know they'll want the right to vote.  You give'um the right to vote and there goes the whole country!  :o

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:06am

wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:51am:
Listen Seth... you give'um the right to drive and the next thing you know they will want to right to work a public job.  You give'm the right to work a public job and the next thing you know they'll want the right to vote.  You give'um the right to vote and there goes the whole country!  :o


KA-BLOOIE!

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Regis on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:13am

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:06am:
KA-BLOOIE!


Uhhh...Seth.... you do know that I was referring to city slickers don't you?   ;D

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:35am

wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:13am:
Uhhh...Seth.... you do know that I was referring to city slickers don't you?   ;D


Of course, my friend!  :)

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Regis on Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:14am

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:35am:
Of course, my friend!  :)


Let me know when it's safe to come out. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared003.gif  

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Mary Grace on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:09pm
*gasp!* I came in here to read about the woman speeder, and what do I find?  I'm not sure- but I think it's a can of mixed nuts!  ;D

Regis........You know that I think you're the sweetest hermit in the world.  But, I think you've been holding your sign out in the sun a little too long this week.  ;)


Back to the original question - who was more bull-headed? Well, the woman speeder should have paid her fine. She was speeding, and she knew it.  I hate to side against my own gender, but fair is fair.

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Moonshine Moo on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:18pm
I thought the amount of the fine seemed a little excessive for something like "Robe insulting"  :o

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Moonshine Moo on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:19pm
Why my robe is a little on the tattered side but I wouldn't charge anyone for insulting it   ;D

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Pierre on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:42pm

Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am:
She was guilty of:

Speeding
At least 3 counts of witness tampering
Contempt of court
Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! ;D


Robe Insultin'

Don't forget Robe Insultin'... or is that covered by Contempt of Court?

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Regis on Mar 25th, 2008 at 3:22pm

Mary Grace wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:09pm:
*gasp!*
Regis........You know that I think you're the sweetest hermit in the world.  But, I think you've been holding your sign out in the sun a little too long this week.  ;)



Ah...I'm just funnin' Mary Grace.  You know me.  Why the truth be knowed, I ain't got a thing in this world against city slickers.  ;)

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Seth Taylor on Mar 25th, 2008 at 7:51pm

Pierre wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 12:42pm:
Robe Insultin'

Don't forget Robe Insultin'... or is that covered by Contempt of Court?


Unless it's a Mayberry law, I don't think "robe insultin'" is a real charge. Contempt would cover it.

Title: Re: The Woman Speeder
Post by Gilly walker on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:03pm
Lets not forget she gave Opie a shinny Baseball autographed by the New york yankees!!! Gilly

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