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Title: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 5:16pm

BUMPER TO BUMPER PROTECTION ON FIRST 1,000,000 MILES FROM DATE OF PURCHASE CALL 1800- WHEELER DEALER FOR MORE INFO

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Moonshine Moo on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 5:29pm

I never trust a used car salesman...or a roofer ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 6:14pm

Moonshine Moo wrote on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 5:29pm:

I never trust a used car salesman...or a roofer ;D

Or a moose with a upside down rack >:(

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Moonshine Moo on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:01pm

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by sidecar on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:20pm

Looks like the Mystery Machine needs a little work Shaggy.

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:48pm

Hodie Snitch wrote on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:20pm:

Looks like the Mystery Machine needs a little work Shaggy.

That van is in better shape then that rusty old noisy sidecar.

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mary Grace on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:57pm

Hmmmm. What kind of gas mileage does it get? ;)

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 9:02pm

Mary Grace wrote on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 8:57pm:

Hmmmm. What kind of gas mileage does it get? ;)

For you kind lady, life time fuel for free, supplied by Wheeler Gas co. ;)

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Selfishgiraffe on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 1:15am

But does it come with the protective undercoat is what I want to know.

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:28am

Selfishgiraffe wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 1:15am:

But does it come with the protective undercoat is what I want to know.

Sure does, That brown color is the protective coating, now Giraffe, that will be $3,000 dollars, and you get a tire pressure gauge for free. What more doe you want, Ifn I throw in anything more it would be to costly for me.

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Regis on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:35am

Mr Wheeler wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:28am:

How about "throwing in" something he can actually drive! :-?

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Regis on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:37am

Mr Wheeler wrote on Apr 11^th, 2008 at 9:02pm:

For you kind lady, life time fuel for free, supplied by Wheeler Gas co. ;)

You left yourself so wide open on that line that I ain't got the heart to even say anything! ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by sidecar on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:52am

Wheeler Gas Co. finally truth in advertising. ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:59am

wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:37am:

You left yourself so wide open on that line that I ain't got the heart to even say anything! ;D

I know I did.... ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 10:01am

Hodie Snitch wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 9:52am:

Wheeler Gas Co. finally truth in advertising. ;D

aww why dont you try and climb a hill and start backfiring and knocking... ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by sidecar on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 12:43pm

Mr Wheeler wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 10:01am:

aww why dont you try and climb a hill and start backfiring and knocking... ;D

I would but last time I filled up it was with Wheeler gas, no wonder it back fires so much.

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 2:38pm

Hodie Snitch wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 12:43pm:

I would but last time I filled up it was with Wheeler gas, no wonder it back fires so much.

oh thats because you got the low grade gas, you need our Super Hi test..next time your in remember to ask for the expensive gas, not the low grade gas you is always buying.......cheapskate. :-?

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Selfishgiraffe on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 2:46pm

Wheeler gas is bad enough in the tank, you should experience it from the passenger seat! Anyway, I will take it for 3,000 and the lifetime supply of gas. Where do I send the tanker truck? ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 2:56pm

Selfishgiraffe wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 2:46pm:

Wheeler gas is bad enough in the tank, you should experience it from the passenger seat! Anyway, I will take it for 3,000 and the lifetime supply of gas. Where do I send the tanker truck? ;D ;D ;D

Deal thank you and have a nice day....oh the gas.... read the fine print sir at the bottom, here I will re write what it says.

* fuel will be supplied to the van after 120 miles have been put on the odometer....odometer readings must be verified by Mr Joe Wheeler (umm thats my brother), Joe wheeler has final decision, if any tampering is detected, free fuel is voided, not more then 20 gals will be issued per year.

Thank you again for you business.

Another ~~sucker~~ happy customer........ :D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Selfishgiraffe on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 3:08pm

Oops, I forgot my checkbook. Wait right there I will be back in a lifetime. ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 3:17pm

Selfishgiraffe wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 3:08pm:

Oops, I forgot my checkbook. Wait right there I will be back in a lifetime. ;D

To late, I used your debt card and it covered.....bye come back soon.....

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Selfishgiraffe on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 7:25pm

Hey, how did you get that! Don't tell me you are a pick pocket too! You ain't got the hands for it! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Great Van For Cross Country
Post by Mr Wheeler on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 7:48pm

Selfishgiraffe wrote on Apr 12^th, 2008 at 7:25pm:

Hey, how did you get that! Don't tell me you are a pick pocket too! You ain't got the hands for it! ;D ;D

on the contrary, I do have the hands for it, Did I ever mention come back soon.