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You aint fooling me Seth. (Read 1992 times)
Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:39pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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That there is a picture of General Buford of the Union Cavalry....Now since I have a Confederate Cavalry, I say we meet at a time and place of our choosing, lets say Fredericksburg, Va.....You start in town and run up that big old hill, I will be waiting at the top for ya, BTW before you start your charge, dig some really big holes, I dont want to get my  soft  hands dirty.
 
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Reply #1 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:56pm

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 2:39pm:
That there is a picture of General Buford of the Union Cavalry....Now since I have a Confederate Cavalry, I say we meet at a time and place of our choosing, lets say Fredericksburg, Va.....You start in town and run up that big old hill, I will be waiting at the top for ya, BTW before you start your charge, dig some really big holes, I dont want to get my  soft  hands dirty.


You, sir, have insulted my uniform. That is NOT a picture of General Buford, sir. But if you are longing for a fight, I challenge you to a duel! It shall be pistols at 10 paces. We shall meet at dawn, and I would ask General Regis to officiate this confrontation. I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE, SIR. I also realize that at dawn, you will not even be awake, sir, with much less the ability to count ten. So, it would be in your best interest to recant your statements and your soft hands.

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Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #2 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:15pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:56pm:
You, sir, have insulted my uniform. That is NOT a picture of General Buford, sir. But if you are longing for a fight, I challenge you to a duel! It shall be pistols at 10 paces. We shall meet at dawn, and I would ask General Regis to officiate this confrontation. I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE, SIR. I also realize that at dawn, you will not even be awake, sir, with much less the ability to count ten. So, it would be in your best interest to recant your statements and your soft hands.

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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/1235274763_cb374af688.jpg?v=0 Here I come Seth (billy yank)  ready or not, alls fair in love and war. Consider my slap with my white glove my acceptance of your challenge, Be for warned that I dont have room for prisoners, so choose a place to dig a hole that will suit you fine, Oh BTW can you make that 8 paces, I cant see to good after 8 paces....  Undecided

P.S. I did'nt insult your uniform, that there are your PJ's.  Shocked Grin

P.P.S. Your hair looks more oily then Uncle Ollie's  Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:26pm

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:15pm:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/1235274763_cb374af688.jpg?v=0 Here I come Seth (billy yank)  ready or not, alls fair in love and war. Consider my slap with my white glove my acceptance of your challenge, Be for warned that I dont have room for prisoners, so choose a place to dig a hole that will suit you fine, Oh BTW can you make that 8 paces, I cant see to good after 8 paces....  Undecided

P.S. I did'nt insult your uniform, that there are your PJ's.  Shocked Grin

P.P.S. Yoyr hair looks more oily then Uncle Ollie's  Grin


I await your arrival, sir. And 8 paces it shall be. The only thing we await at this point is our umpire, General Regis. Of course, sir, if you continue with the insults, we shall NOT wait until dawn. If necessary, I shall arm myself with the first available weapon and shoot the first rider on horseback I see approaching the hill, whether it be you or one of your playmates. All's fair, indeed, sir! And as far as my hair is concerned, at this point, I am happy that the hairs stay attached, whether oily or not. Cheesy
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #4 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:50pm
Regis  

 
Gentlemen:  I will not condone my officers killing each other.  Angry Please meet me in the history class.
 
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Reply #5 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 7:04pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Gentlemen:  I will not condone my officers killing each other.  Angry Please meet me in the history class.

Sir, there wont be killing of each other, there will only be one killed.... Cool....however, If you insist meeting you in the history class, I will follow orders, dont ever let it be said, that colonal Wheeler dont obey orders.
 
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Reply #6 - Mar 18th, 2008 at 10:03pm

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Get off my lawn.
Lynn Haven FL

 
Seth all you need to do is point a shotgun at Wheeler and he will leave town.
Grin Grin Grin
 

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
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Reply #7 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 8:36am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Well, it seems he didn't even need a shotgun pointed at him Mr. Car. I awaited for him or his playmates to show up for our duel, and of course, he never showed. I know that these fellows aren't representative of those that are allowed in the great Southern Army. I also realize that I am due punishment from General Regis and will accept whatever he deems necessary. With apolgies to you, General, I humbly apologize, but I feel myself and my uniform were insulted and I rose to my own defense. Undecided
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #8 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 9:04am
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Reply #9 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 9:51am

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 19th, 2008 at 8:36am:
Well, it seems he didn't even need a shotgun pointed at him Mr. Car. I awaited for him or his playmates to show up for our duel, and of course, he never showed. I know that these fellows aren't representative of those that are allowed in the great Southern Army. I also realize that I am due punishment from General Regis and will accept whatever he deems necessary. With apolgies to you, General, I humbly apologize, but I feel myself and my uniform were insulted and I rose to my own defense. Undecided

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Commodore Seth, I believe that our energy should be directed to an invading force from the north, we must keep our attention and focus towards the defense of the Confederate States.


Here is what I had in my hand as we shaked.  ... Shocked Shocked...just kidding.... Grin
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Reply #10 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:46am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Mar 19th, 2008 at 9:51am:
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Commodore Seth, I believe that our energy should be directed to an invading force from the north, we must keep our attention and focus towards the defense of the Confederate States.


Here is what I had in my hand as we shaked.  [img] Shocked Shocked...just kidding.... Grin


Colonel, you are a card. And I do accept the gesture of goodwill offered in the spirit it was offered.  Grin
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #11 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:49am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
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    Angry


Colonel Wheeler, it seems we have raised the ire of General Regis. We might be in trouble, sir. Shocked
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #12 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:00am

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:49am:
Colonel Wheeler, it seems we have raised the ire of General Regis. We might be in trouble, sir. Shocked

Well from what I hear General Regis can't hear and see too good, so if he asks you what is the trouble, tell him your woolen under garments are itchy.... Shocked Grin Grin I once asked him that I needed a pass, he told me most food can give you gas.  Shocked...so I think we can skate by on this one....
 
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Reply #13 - Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:09am
Regis  

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:00am:
Well from what I hear General Regis can't hear and see too good, so if he asks you what is the trouble, tell him your woolen under garments are itchy.... Shocked Grin Grin I once asked him that I needed a pass, he told me most food can give you gas.  Shocked...so I think we can skate by on this one....


Soon to be Private Wheeler, I cordially invite both you and soon to be Seaman Taylor to join me in the History Class under the pertinent topic of "Dueling".  To save you time and effort, you may click the following link in getting there quickly.
Angry

http://www.tagsrwc.com/cgi-bin/crumpbb/YaBB.pl?num=1205942687/0#0
 
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