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The Woman Speeder (Read 3217 times)
Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:10pm

Moonshine Moo   Offline
I Love Mayberry!

 
Who do you think was being more bull-headed Andy or the Woman Speeder?   Huh
 

The Truth Is Out There / Trust No One
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Reply #1 - Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:27pm

Briscoe Darling   Offline
"You arguin' with me?"
Ruffton, NC

 
Moonshine Moo wrote on Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:10pm:
Who do you think was being more bull-headed Andy or the Woman Speeder?   Huh



The woman speeder.  Andy offered her a way out with just paying the fine, but she refused so she could drag it out in court and influence the witnesses.
 

"Thought about killin' him, kinda hated to go that far"
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Reply #2 - Mar 24th, 2008 at 11:53pm

Mc Beevee   Offline
Sarah,the lines are up.
North California

 
The woman speeder was,sure liked that T-Bird. Smiley
 

In this world Elwood you must be oh so smart or oh so Pleasant."Well for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant"....Elwood P. Dowd
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Reply #3 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 6:41am

Ole_Sam   Offline
I Love Mayberry!
South Central Kentucky

 
The woman speeder. You just don't "flaunt" the law.
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:01am

Moonshine Moo   Offline
I Love Mayberry!

 
As Andy said "You insulted the dignity of my robes".  But wait, he wasn't wearing any!  Cheesy
 

The Truth Is Out There / Trust No One
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Reply #5 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
She was guilty of:

Speeding
At least 3 counts of witness tampering
Contempt of court
Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! Grin
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #6 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:36am

Bernie_exMember   Offline

 
Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am:
She was guilty of:

*Speeding
*At least 3 counts of witness tampering
*Contempt of court
*Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! Grin

You forgot one:
*Drying underwear in a public building
 
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Reply #7 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:53am
Regis  

 
Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:30am:
She was guilty of:

Speeding
At least 3 counts of witness tampering
Contempt of court
Obstruction of justice

in these parts they'd put her away, no matter who she flirted with. Not even Regis! Grin


Don't drag me into this mess!  I were against even givin'um he right to drive in the first place!  Cheesy

 
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Reply #8 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:09am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Bernie_exMember wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:36am:
You forgot one:
*Drying underwear in a public building


I forgot that one, Bernie!  Wink
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #9 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:11am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Quote:
Don't drag me into this mess!  I were against even givin'um he right to drive in the first place!  Cheesy



Oh, Regis! At least let'em drive. Some of 'ems kinda cute.....heh heh....
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #10 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:51am
Regis  

 
Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:11am:
Oh, Regis! At least let'em drive. Some of 'ems kinda cute.....heh heh....


Listen Seth... you give'um the right to drive and the next thing you know they will want to right to work a public job.  You give'm the right to work a public job and the next thing you know they'll want the right to vote.  You give'um the right to vote and there goes the whole country!  Shocked

 
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Reply #11 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:06am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Quote:
Listen Seth... you give'um the right to drive and the next thing you know they will want to right to work a public job.  You give'm the right to work a public job and the next thing you know they'll want the right to vote.  You give'um the right to vote and there goes the whole country!  Shocked



KA-BLOOIE!
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #12 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:13am
Regis  

 
Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:06am:
KA-BLOOIE!


Uhhh...Seth.... you do know that I was referring to city slickers don't you?   Grin

 
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Reply #13 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:35am

Seth Taylor   Offline
SETH TAYLOR, founder of
Mayberry
HOKES BLUFF. ALABAMA

 
Quote:
Uhhh...Seth.... you do know that I was referring to city slickers don't you?   Grin



Of course, my friend!  Smiley
 

Mayberry was almost called Taylortown!
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Reply #14 - Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:14am
Regis  

 
Seth Taylor wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:35am:
Of course, my friend!  Smiley


Let me know when it's safe to come out.
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