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Apr 11th, 2008 at 5:16pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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BUMPER TO BUMPER PROTECTION ON FIRST 1,000,000 MILES FROM DATE OF PURCHASE CALL 1800- WHEELER DEALER FOR MORE INFO
 
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Reply #1 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 5:29pm

Moonshine Moo   Offline
I Love Mayberry!

 
I never trust a used car salesman...or a roofer  Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 6:14pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Moonshine Moo wrote on Apr 11th, 2008 at 5:29pm:
I never trust a used car salesman...or a roofer Grin

Or a moose with a upside down rack  Angry
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:01pm

Moonshine Moo   Offline
I Love Mayberry!

 
Grin
 

The Truth Is Out There / Trust No One
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Reply #4 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:20pm

Hodie Snitch   Offline
Get off my lawn.
Lynn Haven FL

 
Looks like the Mystery Machine needs a little work Shaggy. 
 

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Reply #5 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:48pm

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Hodie Snitch wrote on Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:20pm:
Looks like the Mystery Machine needs a little work Shaggy.

That van is in better shape then that rusty old noisy sidecar.
 
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Reply #6 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:57pm

Mary Grace   Offline
Nice. Real nice.

 
Hmmmm. What kind of gas mileage does it get?  Wink
 

During our lifetime we travel many roads...
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Reply #7 - Apr 11th, 2008 at 9:02pm

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Mary Grace wrote on Apr 11th, 2008 at 8:57pm:
Hmmmm. What kind of gas mileage does it get? Wink

For you kind lady, life time fuel for free, supplied by Wheeler Gas co.  Wink
 
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Reply #8 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 1:15am

Selfishgiraffe   Offline
Giraffes sure are selfish!
Quincy

 
But does it come with the protective undercoat is what I want to know.
 

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Reply #9 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:28am

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Selfishgiraffe wrote on Apr 12th, 2008 at 1:15am:
But does it come with the protective undercoat is what I want to know.

Sure does, That brown color is the protective coating, now Giraffe, that will be $3,000 dollars, and you get a tire pressure gauge for free. What more doe you want, Ifn I throw in anything more it would be to costly for me.
 
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Reply #10 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:35am
Regis  

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:28am:
Sure does, That brown color is the protective coating, now Giraffe, that will be $3,000 dollars, and you get a tire pressure gauge for free. What more doe you want, Ifn I throw in anything more it would be to costly for me.


How about "throwing in" something he can actually drive!  Huh
 
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Reply #11 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:37am
Regis  

 
Mr Wheeler wrote on Apr 11th, 2008 at 9:02pm:
For you kind lady, life time fuel for free, supplied by Wheeler Gas co. Wink


You left yourself so wide open on that line that I ain't got the heart to even say anything! Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:52am

Hodie Snitch   Offline
Get off my lawn.
Lynn Haven FL

 
Wheeler Gas Co. finally truth in advertising.
Grin
 

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
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Reply #13 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:59am

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Quote:
You left yourself so wide open on that line that I ain't got the heart to even say anything! Grin

I know I did.... Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Apr 12th, 2008 at 10:01am

Mr Wheeler   Offline
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Hodie Snitch wrote on Apr 12th, 2008 at 9:52am:
Wheeler Gas Co. finally truth in advertising.
Grin

aww why dont you try and climb a hill and start backfiring and knocking... Grin
 
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