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Reply #30 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:47am

rip   Offline

 
Andy Paul Lawson wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 9:33am:
Grin Good one. I laughed so hard I almost fell on my DAIRY -ere



Wellsir....I have worked in a dairy and I can say for a fact that the ere there ain't very
good.  mmmmhhhh....double mmmmmhhhhhhhhhh    I will say that most of the fellers that worked at the dairy had a lot of pull.
 
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Reply #31 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 12:26pm

Andy Paul Lawson   Offline
Everythings okay in Mayberry.
Little Rock AR

 
rip wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:47am:
I have worked in a dairy 

No bull? I bet there were lots of yokes about milking a cow. But it was all just good nature Ribing
 
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Reply #32 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 2:17pm

uncle nat   Offline
Hey, you ain't Uncle Nat....you're
a goat!
greencastle

 
Rumor also has it that when Barney started to prime the courthouse walls before he painted them he pulled a muscle in his rib cage!
 

One wrong move and we'll all go PLOOWIE!
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Reply #33 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 2:56pm

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It has been so cold here in the day room for so long that I feel like a  big frozen clump hung in the manure spreader of life.   mmmmmhhhhh
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Reply #34 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 4:30pm

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Town of Mayberry

 
Don't cows breathe "DAIRY AIR" ?
 
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Reply #35 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 5:48pm

imagineer   Offline
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I believe that a cow that just gave birth is
"DE CALF ANATED"...........
 
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Reply #36 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 5:51pm

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I hope that this thread puts everyone in a good
  MOO d.............
 
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Reply #37 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 5:59pm

imagineer   Offline
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Are Cow Pies like MOOn Pies ?.......
 
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Reply #38 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 6:15pm

rip   Offline

 
Someone needs to get a hose and wash Imagineer down.  I think all this cow talk is gettin to him.  I think they call it bovine compelsion.
 
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Reply #39 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:35pm

uncle nat   Offline
Hey, you ain't Uncle Nat....you're
a goat!
greencastle

 
imagineer wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 5:48pm:
I believe that a cow that just gave birth is
"DE CALF ANATED"...........

If the cow gave birth in a cow pusture would her milk be pastureized?
 

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Reply #40 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:50pm

uncle nat   Offline
Hey, you ain't Uncle Nat....you're
a goat!
greencastle

 
rip wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 6:15pm:
Someone needs to get a hose and wash Imagineer down.

Don't mind him, he's just feeding us a bunch of moolarkey! Smiley
 

One wrong move and we'll all go PLOOWIE!
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Reply #41 - Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:53pm

uncle nat   Offline
Hey, you ain't Uncle Nat....you're
a goat!
greencastle

 
rip wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 6:15pm:
Someone needs to get a hose and wash Imagineer down

Do it yourself.....don't be such a coward! Grin
 

One wrong move and we'll all go PLOOWIE!
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Reply #42 - Jan 13th, 2011 at 8:12am

rip   Offline

 
uncle nat wrote on Jan 12th, 2011 at 11:53pm:
Do it yourself.....don't be such a coward! Grin


Karl do this....Karl do that....go on Karl...we won't steer you wrong.  mmmmhhhh
 
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Reply #43 - Jan 13th, 2011 at 9:00am

rip   Offline

 
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow here for the hospital. One of the boys said we would look silly riding a cow. I told him I reckon we would look a sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
 
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Reply #44 - Jan 13th, 2011 at 9:48am

uncle nat   Offline
Hey, you ain't Uncle Nat....you're
a goat!
greencastle

 
rip wrote on Jan 13th, 2011 at 9:00am:
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow here for the hospital. One of the boys said we would look silly riding a cow. I told him I reckon we would look a sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

Your mind seems to work in mysterious ways.....have you had it checked out lately! Grin
Put a bikes wheels on a cow and you'd have  cowspokes!! Cheesy
 

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