Scrambled eggs, Andy Style..........
Crack four eggs in a bole
Add a pinch of salt, cholesterol not withstanding
Add a pinch of pepper, careful not to sneeze in the mixture
The secret... Add a heaping portion of your favorite Seasoning Salt
Add 1/4th cup of milk
Mix until the spiders come out from under the stage
Add butter to your pan enough to cover the entire pan
Cook till 90% done, "NOT BURNT JUST "WELL DONE!!!!!!"