Mayberry quote of the Moment:
FLOYD: I can't face her. You've got to help me.
ANDY: How can I help you?
FLOYD: Help me pose as the man I wrote I was. She's only going to be
here a day.
ANDY: Well, that would be a lie on top of a lie, Floyd. I can't....
FLOYD: Then I'm goin' to Nashville!
ANDY: You're not going anywhere. Quit flying all over the room and
give me that haircut.
FLOYD: Hah! Haircut! I can't give you a hair cut. I just haven't
got it this morning, that's all! Give me a haircut, he says!
(Looking into mirror) Floyd Lawson, you're a miserable,
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