Mayberry quote of the Moment:
[Aunt Bee, Opie, and Andy setting on the porch before church]
AUNT BEE: Oh, Andy, look there. The Beamans. Don't they make a picture. Four
generations all going to church together. Awww...Claude Sr., Claude Jr.,
plain Claude Beaman, and Claudette. What a wonderful thing.
OPIE: Why do they call Mr. Beaman plain Claude Beaman?
ANDY: Because he's not a senior and he's not a junior, so they call him plain
AUNT BEE: Oh, that's right. You know, all these years I thought they called him
plain Claude Beaman because he was so homely.
ANDY: He's not so homely. He's got the Beaman overbite, but that's more of a
AUNT BEE: That's true.
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