Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Brisco: "Charlene!"
Charlene: "Yeah, pa?"
Brisco: "Put that boy down! ...I told you she was promised, Sheriff."
Andy: "Now look, Mr. Darlin'..."
Brisco: "Ya can't keep your eyes or your hands off'n 'er can ya?"
Andy: "I'm not touchin' 'er!"
Brisco: "Well see that ya don't."
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Later...
Brisco: "Charlene, Stop it!! You're the future Mrs. Private first class to
be. ...And YOU - Stop tantalizin' 'er!"
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Again later...
Brisco: "Ya just had to go and egg her on, didn't ya? Turn on your fancy
ways and your winnin' smile."
Andy: "I didn't do nothin'! If anything I been runnin' away from her!"
Brisco: "Playin' hard to get! Oh that gets women quicker 'n anything ."
Quotes transcribed by the members of the
Who's Been Messin' Up the Bulletin Board? Chapter.
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