Mayberry quote of the Moment:
BARN: The last big buy I made was my Mom's and Dad's anniversary present.
ANDY: What'd ya' get 'em?
BARN: A septic tank.
ANDY: For their anniversary?
BARN: They're awfully hard to buy for. Besides, it was something they can use.
They were really thrilled. It had two tons of concrete in it. All steel
ANDY: You're a fine son, Barn.
BARN: I try.
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