Mayberry quote of the Moment:
FLOYD:  I can't face her.  You've got to help me.
ANDY:   How can I help you?
FLOYD:  Help me pose as the man I wrote I was.  She's only going to be
        here a day.
ANDY:   Well, that would be a lie on top of a lie, Floyd.  I can't....
FLOYD:  Then I'm goin' to Nashville!
ANDY:   You're not going anywhere.  Quit flying all over the room and 
        give me that haircut.
FLOYD:  Hah!  Haircut!  I can't give you a hair cut.  I just haven't 
        got it this morning, that's all!  Give me a haircut, he says!
        (Looking into mirror)  Floyd Lawson, you're a miserable,
        deceitful wretch!!

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