Mayberry quote of the Moment:
BARN:   The last big buy I made was my Mom's and Dad's anniversary present.
ANDY:   What'd ya' get 'em?
BARN:   A septic tank.
ANDY:   For their anniversary?
BARN:   They're awfully hard to buy for.  Besides, it was something they can use.  
        They were really thrilled.  It had two tons of concrete in it.  All steel 
ANDY:   You're a fine son, Barn.
BARN:   I try.

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