Mayberry quote of the Moment:
Private: "Gomer, I think you got that Serg a little sore at ya."
Gomer:       "I sure hope not.  He's a nice feller, but he is a might touchy.  But
        that could be 'cause he's got an ingrown toenail or he coulda' had his hair
        cut this-mornin' and them little hairs is ticklin' his neck - ya never know
        what makes a man edgy." 

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