Mayberry quote of the Moment:
ANDY:   Well, if it ain't Charlie Money Bags, the big filandtrapist.  Howdy do!
OPIE:   What you talkin' 'bout, Paw?
ANDY:   I'm talkin' about the Under Privileged Children's Drive.
OPIE:   Oh, they collected for that at school, Paw.
ANDY:   Oh, I know they did. OH, I know they did. And when they called you name 
        you gave the large, generous amount of THREE CENTS.  My that was big 
        of ya' Diamond Jim.
OPIE:   Did I give 'em too much, Paw?
OPIE:   I could ask 'em to give back two cents.

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