| WAV NAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION |
| 10-4d | 52,422 | I'll be dogged if it don't make a fella feel..... |
| 10-4dya | 44,154 | 10-4. But Sheriff! I'm sorry, I already 10-4d ya. |
| 24hrs | 45,294 | Guilty as charged....that'll be $20 or 24 hours. |
| 317 | 95,038 | What number did we commit now? 317, occupancy of...... |
| agtheme2 | 105,438 | TAGS theme with intro voice |
| blkball | 30,374 | Somebody's blackballed Howard Sprague!! |
| blooey2 | 56,430 | And when he falls down, bein full of dynamite, what's gonna... |
| BPF | 92,568 | This book belongs to Bernard P. Fife. If lost or stolen.... |
| bteverthang | 19,222 | You beat everthang, you know that? |
| callman | 49,666 | Call the MAN! |
| chickens | 57,250 | Why don't you say somethin when you come bustin in....... |
| cider | 19,456 | This cider's turned HARD!! |
| concert | 44,154 | Concert tonight, relax to music under the stars. |
| cornbread | 48,300 | You keep losin teeth like that, your momma's gonna..... |
| decieve | 65,982 | Oh, what at tangled web we weave, when at first....... |
| digya | 28,386 | He digs you, so you be nice and dig him back. |
| dirtyme | 42,638 | Well, how 'bout, how 'bout, "Dirty Me, Dirty Me, I'm Disgusted With Myself"? |
| dntjump | 29,192 | Lester, I believe we got her, if she don't jump! |
| drunktest | 140,008 | Barney? Oh, that's the most scientific test I ever saw.... |
| eatinspinish | 97,282 | If I ever catch a certain little boy a handcuffin another..... |
| fineson | 13,430 | You're a fine son, Barn. |
| fingers | 139,152 | Well now, you're lookin at it all wrong...... |
| footinmouth | 47,012 | How could that great big foot...ALL of it, fit in my mouth? |
| freezer | 68,958 | Aunt Bee, the only thing that's been kept in that freezer's a mouse......and he climbed in there to keep warm. |
| freindlytwn | 42,000 | Ain't we lucky to be livin in such a FREINDLY town? |
| gassed | 22,106 | Barney! You're GASSED!! |
| gdnight | 15,912 | Good night!!! |
| getroom | 19,300 | You better get yourself a ROOM. |
| grnman | 165,464 | Barney, are you gonna stand right there in front of me, a GROWN man, able to read, drive a car, and go on dates... |
| gunshot | 26,150 | BANG!! BARNEY!!!!!! |
| halfkid | 81,644 | Now, Opie, just forget that part of it..forget the part about... |
| hanghead | 38,642 | Goober, would you tell her to quit hangin her head out..... |
| help | 57,822 | Your troubles are over...help has arrived!! |
| hole | 88,250 | You know, this mornin, when we was fishin........ |
| huhhowie | 24,780 | Well, some days are like that, huh Howie? |
| ib4n | 189,110 | Barney: Chicken spelled "in"? Andy: No, he's got it spelled right....... |
| ignorant | 69,564 | Now, you're not no account, Ernest T, You're not no account.. |
| Jonah | 107,542 | You remember Jonah? He caught hisself a WHALE.... |
| khut | 94,946 | Well, Gomer, whenever I see a man sittin in a quanset hut... |
| killyou | 24,068 | When this is over, I'm gonna kill you |
| legolamb | 69,650 | Otis was right...all they understand's a leg-o-lamb. |
| Lrntotalk | 29,050 | And to think I was glad when you learned to talk. |
| Ltray | 84,686 | Boy! You go to way yonder too much trouble for us,..... |
| moon | 30,782 | You believe folks'll ever fly to the moon? Boy, you're..... |
| mornindear | 38,642 | Mornin' DEAR, Mornin HONEY. |
| naisty | 68,958 | Ya know somethin, Barney? When that man's time comes... |
| nicenfull | 109,736 | Cage sure looks awful empty, don't it paw? Yes, son.... |
| oldbull | 60,690 | You're lookin at what happens when a nearsited man tries.... |
| oldnuf | 30,102 | I'm not sure I'M old enough to hear what I'M about to say. |
| openmail | 30,142 | Here, open up some of the mail. Maybe you wrote.... |
| pfork | 64,120 | I don't know WHY, I am ALWAYS getting my britches... |
| Phg | 50,830 | Elinore Walker, PHG...Pharmacy gal? |
| president2 | 24,800 | Barn, you wanna tell Malcolm some more about America? NO |
| rediculous | 19,086 | Floyd, dont' be rediculous!! |
| rocks | 60,156 | Ernest T, you don't throw rocks through windows! |
| romeo | 81,546 | Romeo, Romeo, she says,"Wherefore art thou, Romeo?".... |
| settinhen | 41,108 | Ohhhh, you're as touchy as a old settin hen. |
| Sherifft | 39,692 | Hello. Sheriff Taylor speakin. |
| sideburns | 58,254 | FLOYD! What, what's the matter? My sideburns...they're... |
| stawagon | 30,374 | Oh NO...he shot a station wagon! |
| tiger | 17,912 | Sleep it off, Tiger. |
| trblchek | 71,624 | Sarah? Get me 142R...and put this right through...this is a ...... |
| youmoved | 54,336 | If you make one more move, I'm gonna have to arrest you... |
| wb&n | 58,998 | Winkin'll tell Blinkin, Blinkin'll tell Nod, Nod'll tell Barney..... |