February 6, 2001, 12:53 pm Msg #1668
ange on "family law": anyone see it?

i did: he did a great job. i never EVER watch family law, so that was a good way to get me to watch it: put andy in there.


February 6, 2001, 6:42 pm Msg #1669
Hello all my friends! After a 6 week family leave, I'm back. I never forgot about all you wonderful people. It seems I can find the time anymore to visit with you. I'll try to do better. All is well in the Junior household. Since last we talked, there's a Junior in the White House. I'm unable to play music for you anymore. If anyone wants to take over, be my guests. Briscoe Darling Jr.

February 6, 2001, 7:04 pm Msg #1670
hey jr! welcome back! i sure will miss your music-ing..... sure you can't come outta retirement for one last tune?


February 6, 2001, 7:27 pm Msg #1671
Briscoe jr! Nice to have you back where you belong! Sorry to hear about you not making any more music. Did your jug break?


February 6, 2001, 7:27 pm Msg #1672
Hello Fellow Mayberrians! Been gone a day or two - had this mean old virus on my computer - Just about took a hammer to it! But thanks to some good advice - I rid my computer from the dreadful Hybris... I don't believe that virus is from around here... I believe it's from sommers else.. probably Eckmund Dwight, England..Probably not how you spell Eckmund Dwight - but I spect ya'll can figure it out! Lots of luck to you and yours.. CDfromNC

February 7, 2001, 12:32 pm Msg #1673
Hello all! Shots fired at the White House. Why can't they leave ol' Junior alone? It seems I just don't have enough time in my day, to jug anymore. Have a good day all! Briscoe Darling Jr. Hey ta': ~Des~, Lillian, o~ an' everyone!

February 7, 2001, 6:44 pm Msg #1674
RIP, Dale Evans.

February 7, 2001, 6:46 pm Msg #1675
67, I found a package of sperlt lunch meat in the trunk of my car the other day. I just wanted to share that.

February 7, 2001, 10:32 pm Msg #1676
Dale Evans, the epitome of a decent woman. God bless her family.

HEY BDJ, glad you are okay and the shooter didn't hurt anyone. Will miss your juggin'. Guess Pres. Bush don't appreciate real good juggin'.

Please continue to pray for Carla Brooke, had to go back to hospital for a few hours night before last - severe migraine. They gave her a Demoral shot. Also my aunt Dorothy, bedridden from a stroke 2 years ago still has a horrible cold (3 weeks now) and gags on her medicine.

Miss Ellie

February 8, 2001, 9:59 am Msg #1677
Hello from snow-covered Wisconsin. Digging out from under the stuff here, expecting more tonight. I, however, love it...and I don't even mind the shoveling!


February 8, 2001, 1:47 pm Msg #1678
Hey to --Elinora. Have you and Orville set the date? Does Andy get to do the honors, or Rev. Tucker?

February 8, 2001, 3:01 pm Msg #1679
i'll stick with reverand tucker.

February 8, 2001, 7:37 pm Msg #1680
Hey to the porch. --Jelsik

February 9, 2001, 1:09 am Msg #1681
Porch says "Hey to Jelsik"!

February 9, 2001, 11:18 am Msg #1682
"Jelsik, walk with me. Jelsik, dance with me. Jelsik, kiss my mouth." ETB

February 9, 2001, 6:07 pm Msg #1683

February 9, 2001, 10:35 pm Msg #1684
(o o)


February 9, 2001, 10:36 pm Msg #1685
              (o o) 
        HI-HO, NEIGHBOR!!!

February 10, 2001, 9:53 am Msg #1686
Hello everyone.
Elinora, I love snow too, but we been gettin' temps up in the 60s and 70s the last week. It's been feelin' great. Today, though, it is in the 40s and cold. I think if its gonna snow, let it snow 2 feet and stick around for a while. We'll get 2-3 inches one day, and the sun will melt it off the next day.

Mr. Schwump

February 10, 2001, 1:01 pm Msg #1687
Hey Mr.Schwump! how's the lovely missus?

February 10, 2001, 2:44 pm Msg #1688
Hi-de-ho 84 and 85. You two look familiar.

February 10, 2001, 6:25 pm Msg #1689
Hey to all!!! A beautiful day here in Florida today. Emmett & Martha

February 10, 2001, 8:58 pm Msg #1690
Good Saturday evening to my Mayberry family. Can't type much-broken arm here. Just moved again this week again too-Mr. Foley's job keeps us on the go it seems-pray this will be the last one for a while (move I mean). NRNMG

February 10, 2001, 9:36 pm Msg #1691
NRN MaryGrace! Having to move with a broken arm! Too Much! Where is your corner of Mayberry now? Hope you feel better and are back to tip top typing ASAP!


February 11, 2001, 12:28 am Msg #1692
seems I 'member a time when a feller used ta jes' say he was a-juggin' a tune fer us, an' it was up ta our 'maginations ta hear th' music, an' I seem ta 'member how thet used ta work jes' fine an' ever'body liked it.
mebbe thet feller would honor us wif one-a them ol'-fashioned tunes ever' now an' agin.
hey, Miss Mary Grace, I shore hope this's not only yer last move fer a long while but also yer last busted arm ferever!
~~~love, Leon

February 11, 2001, 7:48 am Msg #1693
Happy Sabbath to everone!

February 11, 2001, 10:17 am Msg #1694
Good Sabbath morning all. Thanks LEON, I sure hope it is too! Thanks also LILLIAN. I am feeling some better & go back to the doctor on Wednesday for more xrays & to see what he tells me. My corner of Mayberry is now in Illinois; about an hour south of Chicago; near Peru. NRNMG

February 11, 2001, 9:57 pm Msg #1695
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.--Helen Keller

February 12, 2001, 1:58 am Msg #1696
A big howdy to everyone. NRNMG, I sure hope you heal fast and get settled in just as fast. 1695, well that's just lovely. I haven't posted in a month of Sundays, so I thought I'd say HI.


February 12, 2001, 2:21 am Msg #1697
gollee, Miss Nice Mary Grace, you must have the patience of the ages ta type so good wif one hand
I wanna go home **snif**
gooda seeya, Miss JudyJudyJudy! **hug**

February 12, 2001, 8:18 am Msg #1698
Thanks LEON. It just takes lots of patient practice and a LONG time to write very much! NRNMG

February 12, 2001, 9:50 am Msg #1699
JJJ, good to see you. Hello everyone. A cold freezing rain here in my corner of Mayberry in NC. Not hardly any accumulation, but I'm staying put. I think about how our precious NRNMG slipped on the ice and broke her arm. She is a brave soul to undertake moving and a broke arm at the same time. I agree in prayer with Leon, more more moves, NO more broken arms. I've had a broken wrist before, had surgery and it ain't NO fun. We had spring/summer like weather Thursday, Friday and Saturday and now....burrrr. Everyone take care

Happy Belated Birthday to Moonbeam.

Miss Ellie "We'll have the boys at the lab analyze that rock and see if it is a local rock." "What lab?"

February 12, 2001, 12:41 pm Msg #1700
oh hey, happy birthday to moonbeam!


February 12, 2001, 9:49 pm Msg #1701
Quiet day on the Porch. We had some freezing rain this morning but not much accumulation. So cold after several spring like days. I long for spring. "Welcome sweet springtime, we greet thee in song...." Miss Ellie

February 13, 2001, 2:09 pm Msg #1702
I agree,Miss Ellie! I'm ready for spring too.

Moonbeam , Happy Birthday and many happy returns!

NRNMG, I'm so sorry to hear about your broken arm! I've broke my leg before and I know it's no fun. Get Well Soon. I'm praying for you.

Briscoe Darling Jr., it's good to hear from you and JudyJudyJudy! It's been along time!

Hey to all you fine folks, Ollie, Leon, Lillian, Emmett & Martha, Mr. Schwump, Jelsik, Elinora, CDfromNC , and all the rest I'm forgetting!

Opie Taylor

"Our's is not to question why, our's is just to...make out citations!"--Barney

February 13, 2001, 7:05 pm Msg #1703
Let's get this joint hoppin'. "i just love crowded ballrooms." anybody got a hot topic?

February 13, 2001, 8:55 pm Msg #1704
How about dancin'? I'm taking an Appalachian clogging class and might be ready to do some stompin' come MD01. Otherwise, I'm not much of a dancer - my dance partners always tell me "You're so light on your feet.... but you sure are heavy on mine!" hahaha Anyone else dance? Ballroom? Disco? Opie "It's dance time to-night!"

February 13, 2001, 9:53 pm Msg #1705
"may I have this daince?"

February 13, 2001, 10:33 pm Msg #1706
"Thank you for the dance.

February 13, 2001, 10:34 pm Msg #1707
"May I have the next daince?"

February 14, 2001, 2:31 am Msg #1708
hey Ollie give ed and jen a call up in Sacramento

February 14, 2001, 7:03 am Msg #1709
Happy Valentines Day!! Hope all is well with everyone. Mr. Cookie Bar

February 14, 2001, 2:17 pm Msg #1710
Happy Valentine's Day to all !

Sometimes, I'll play my CD's and start daincing in the house and the cats look at me like I'm crazy ! anyone got any romantic plans, like watching that doctor show and sharing a pan of cashew fudge? We got no plans, I'm cooking supper, a salad with baked chicken in it. That's about it. Everyone look out for them thar viruses for computers out there. Thought mine had one, but had lots of trouble with it and it brand new so I took it back and found out this one had the same trouble with one thing and last night I downloaded a driver and I think that fixed it...I hope so. As most of you know I like to make stationery and cards on it and it wouldn't let me. Today I had no problem, but there are several programs I haven't installed yet. Taking one thing at a time. Love to all of you, Miss Ellie Wonder if on Valentine's Day if Barney put that cashew fudge in a heart shaped box?

February 14, 2001, 5:47 pm Msg #1711
hey to ed and jen!

today is me and verleen's anniversary (sp). it was a total coincidence (dang why can't i spell) . it just kinda happened that way :-)

holler atchall later


February 14, 2001, 6:26 pm Msg #1712
Happy Anniversary Ollie and Verleen. How many years? from Miss Ellie & family

February 14, 2001, 7:21 pm Msg #1713
Congratulations Ollie and Verleen!!

February 15, 2001, 9:09 am Msg #1714
"nobody leaves a washbasin the way you do." who said that to whom?

February 15, 2001, 12:14 pm Msg #1715
was it Mrs. Mendlebright to Barn?

February 15, 2001, 12:25 pm Msg #1716
i think you are rite, 15

you know what, we should talk more TAGS around this joint

February 15, 2001, 1:05 pm Msg #1717
Ding ding ding ding!! Yup 15, you are correct!! Do you have a trivia question?

February 15, 2001, 4:31 pm Msg #1718
Who said, "Hey, Mister, you're all tied up to a tree!"?

February 15, 2001, 6:46 pm Msg #1719

(the escaped convict that ange caught and tied to a tree)


who said "you think they'll ask me that?"

February 15, 2001, 7:28 pm Msg #1720

February 15, 2001, 7:40 pm Msg #1721
Who said, "I guess I'm just not a plunger."

February 15, 2001, 9:22 pm Msg #1722
Andy, I believe, when Barn was talking about investing in the market (maybe not, I'm not sure :-)). Hey to all, need to visit chere more often, thats for sure. Happy anniversary to ollie & verleen! Hope everyone's well. I see at a glance that NRNMG is mending a broke arm, a speedy recovery to you, and happy birthday wishes to Moonbeam! I'll try to catch up better on the goin's on. Buzz says hey! Buzz Fluhart

February 15, 2001, 9:31 pm Msg #1723
Good job, Buzz! You got a quote?

February 15, 2001, 9:33 pm Msg #1724
In reference to l719 - who said "you think they'll ask me that?" that was Gomer answering Andy when Andy asked him, "Do you know anything about cutting meat?" position at the meat market. good night to all. Miss Ellie

February 15, 2001, 9:44 pm Msg #1725
I know a lot about cutting meat. I have 5 kids.

February 15, 2001, 9:49 pm Msg #1726
Hmmm, #1723, hows about, "You two been talkin' over me like I was a spavine horse on an auction block". Buzz

February 16, 2001, 9:14 am Msg #1727
"It's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and 'e' before 'n' in chicken." "Oh yea, I always forget that."

February 16, 2001, 9:33 am Msg #1728
"rule." "I always forget that rule." You forgot yours. Obtuse, ain't it?

What were the rules at the Rock?

February 16, 2001, 10:25 am Msg #1729
Rule #1 - Obey all rules. Rule #2 - Do not write on the walls of the jail cells, as it is difficult to remove the writing off the walls of the cells. (...or something to that effect)

February 16, 2001, 11:11 am Msg #1730
Buzz? That's a tuffy. Can we have a lifeline? 50/50 maybe?

February 16, 2001, 2:10 pm Msg #1731
Buzz, was it Jim Lindsey?

February 16, 2001, 3:15 pm Msg #1732
Yep, #2001, it's Jim alright! Hey to everyone. TGIF! Buzz

February 16, 2001, 6:10 pm Msg #1733
1731? Your turn. Got a quote for us to i.d.?

February 16, 2001, 8:27 pm Msg #1734
"If there is any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow human being, let me do it now, and not deter or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again." -- William Penn

February 17, 2001, 12:20 am Msg #1735
Hi All. Will it was a cold day thankgod no raind but now for sat we are going to git raind and snow. I can not weat for spring come for allmy artritis to go away. Will doyou think we may go back to war from all the boning from today? I miss all the song from Briscor Jr. THE GUIDING LIGHT. AsI awoke this morning, The sun was shining bright and i felt that surely they Were rays of heavenly light. Like beacons sent to lead me, to guide me on my way And keep me safe from any harm Throughout the livelong day. No troubles to defeat me, No burdens overwhelm, The ship will sail safely When my Lord is at the helm. TOM.

February 17, 2001, 2:16 am Msg #1736
Here's something ya'll might enjoy.

Add a Caption

Opie: Pa, will you and Miss Peggy ever get married? Andy: Naw, son. I'd never marry a pretty girl like Peggy. I'd married a homely girl like Helen. Opie: Why, Pa? Andy: Ya see, Son, if you marry a pretty girl like Peggy she's likely to runaway. Opie: But isn't a homely girl just as likely to runaway? Andy: Yeah... But who cares?

My apologies to Aneta Corsaut.

Hey to you all!

Opie Taylor

"Don’t take it out on me I was only trying to make conversation!"--Barney

February 17, 2001, 2:18 am Msg #1737
Whoops! Forgot the font color. Oh, well.

Opie Taylor

February 17, 2001, 10:35 am Msg #1738
Opie: But paw! She's a good cook, and she has a good job, and she's purty, and she's got a hot car, and she sings like an angel. Why can't we marry her?"

Peg: Yes, Andy, I'd like to hear that , too!

Andy: (can anyone help me with an answer here?)

February 17, 2001, 2:35 pm Msg #1739
"I think I hear the phone ringing."

February 17, 2001, 2:43 pm Msg #1740
TOM, that was beautiful. May God touch your arthritis. I am anxious for spring too.

Well, my new computer never worked right so we took it back and now I'm back on my Old Packard Bell. I think God was telling me we couldn't afford a new one and to be happy that I have one aTALL. Sometimes, we have to learn lessons the hard way. Say a prayer for my sister-in-law's soul. The one with the sick daughter, Carla Brooke. She is leaving her husband and moving in with a man who has already beat her up and carries lots of guns. I feel the children are unsafe. Pray for me too, my nerves and temper are on edge. Thank you friends. Miss Ellie Wouldja like to hear another song. (suggestion of Andy to Peg and Opie)

February 18, 2001, 3:35 pm Msg #1741

February 18, 2001, 4:49 pm Msg #1742

February 18, 2001, 8:11 pm Msg #1743
Rest in Peace, Dale Earnhardt

February 18, 2001, 8:29 pm Msg #1744
Ahem, #1743. All the excitement going on with Waltrips first win and all, and then the last lap tragedy. I was shocked. Terible news.

February 18, 2001, 8:54 pm Msg #1745
Unbelievable, after making it through the earlier 18 car pileup, then the last lap... Prayers for the Earnhardt family...

February 18, 2001, 9:02 pm Msg #1746
rip dale earnhardt


February 19, 2001, 8:08 am Msg #1747
Prayers for the Earnhardt family. Although the commentators said it looked like a bad crash, at the time it happened, most of the attention was on Michael Waltrip's win. I think at first, until Dale didn't get out of his car like Kenny, that they thought everyone was okay. I even think at first Dale Jr did since he went to pit row for a small part of Waltrip's win celebration. But I could tell when they interviewed Kenny Schrader, that he knew more than he was telling. My husband had taped the race, I was in another room watching tv and they broke into the local news, I hollered for my husband to change to channel 5 quick, we were both shocked. Last year 3 deaths, this year one already. He died doing what he loved, but what a loss. Dale Evans Rogers last week, Dale Earnhardt this week. Not a good time for Dale's. Miss Ellie

February 19, 2001, 8:09 am Msg #1748
My cousin had her baby Kailee yesterday, but they can't get Jodi's blood pressure down. She is only l8. Please pray for her. Miss Ellie

February 19, 2001, 9:52 pm Msg #1749
Where is everone?

February 19, 2001, 11:17 pm Msg #1750
Hi All. Will it look like the roll is being called for all the one who have did all the thing that God had for them to do here . You can chane thing in your life but wined it time for you to be called home you can not stop the lord way. Me pray for everyone who can used thim . TOM.

February 20, 2001, 3:42 pm Msg #1751
don't be shy, post!

February 21, 2001, 10:03 am Msg #1752
"apathy" Barn "apathy" Ang "yeah" Barn

February 21, 2001, 10:04 am Msg #1753
BTW, anyone know which favorite ep of mine that'ns from?

February 21, 2001, 10:46 am Msg #1754
can't tell ya.

February 21, 2001, 11:23 am Msg #1755
Opie, you had me rotf up there in #1736! You're so bad! (Not really - you're ept is what you are) I'm back among the living after 10 days of the worst flu I've had in my life. It was HORRIBLE! I thought I was going to die. Ben missed a week of work and the kids missed a week of school. I'm still far from 100%, but I'm so much better than I was there's no comparison. I was so sorry to hear about Dale Earnhardt. Such a tragedy. Miss Ellie, how is your cousin doing? Much better I hope. ~De§~

February 21, 2001, 12:58 pm Msg #1756
~De§~, it's so good too see you posting again, pal! I'm glad to know that you're doing better.

Well that's about all I have to say right now. Oh, btw, #1753 that quote is from the episode The Bank Job #78, right?

Hey to all and bye for now!

Opie Taylor

February 21, 2001, 1:52 pm Msg #1757
"Yes sir," Opie Taylor. "You was right as rain." Anyone know that one? (The quote was addressed to Opie Taylor as an answer to #1756, the actual quote from TAGS was by none other than Ang. Hope this ain't too confusing, but it's kinda fun!)

February 21, 2001, 4:10 pm Msg #1758
I never did understand that one. What's right about rain?

February 21, 2001, 4:18 pm Msg #1759
I never did understand that one. What's right about rain?

February 21, 2001, 4:19 pm Msg #1760
2 matching posts. Hummm. "Wonder what causes that?"

Who said that'n to who?

February 21, 2001, 4:47 pm Msg #1761
I think it was Barn to Ang. ('bout yer feet fallin' asleep)

February 21, 2001, 9:08 pm Msg #1762
"The whole town stands still while two old ladies talk about their feet falling asleep." (or something like that -Malcolm Tucker) Des, I'm sorry you and your family have been sick. I haven't heard from my cousin, so I think all is well or they would have called. I've had a busy week and didn't get out to see her. Thought about it. That's me, full of good intentions and never follow thru. Doesn't the Bible say something about that? "Sin, that's always a good subject."

Miss Ellie

February 22, 2001, 2:51 am Msg #1763
one of my favorite eps: man in a hurry.

)ange peeling an apple: "looky there!"

)M.tucker: "congratulations"


February 22, 2001, 1:49 pm Msg #1764
"That's one subject you can't say too much about...sin."

February 22, 2001, 3:46 pm Msg #1765

February 22, 2001, 3:59 pm Msg #1766
did you pass?

February 22, 2001, 5:20 pm Msg #1767
:) i think so

February 22, 2001, 7:12 pm Msg #1768

February 22, 2001, 8:41 pm Msg #1769

February 22, 2001, 9:56 pm Msg #1770
yer most kindly welcome

February 22, 2001, 11:04 pm Msg #1771
you're a nice person.

February 22, 2001, 11:53 pm Msg #1772
thanks so sincerely. you're nice, real nice, too.

February 24, 2001, 4:25 pm Msg #1773
Ollie? We back in bidness? What happened? Everthing went "poof" for a bit there...

February 24, 2001, 10:05 pm Msg #1774
Glad to see this Porch back up. I guess they had to replace some boards or paint. Sure looks nice.

I talked with Mavis today. She is still computerless and said "hey" to everyone and she misses all of you. Everyone have a nice night and beautiful, glorious, happy Sunday. Miss Ellie

"You gain a girl and you lose your eye." "I don't know what I did to deserve all this attention (from Barney), but I'll never do it again." "Hello Doll !"

February 25, 2001, 2:18 pm Msg #1775
So glad to see this porch back up and runnin. I get all itchy when it disappears. It's either the porch disappearing causin the itches, or the new meatball recipe I tried for heartshaped valentines meatballs.

Sure would like to see some more posts!


"Two young people caught up in a world of pills." (who said that to whom?)

February 25, 2001, 9:44 pm Msg #1776
Hey Lillian,hope your itches gets better. Everyone please say a prayer for Granny, sick stomach since Wednesday, age 89, won't go to the doctor, scared too. And for Jodi, my cousin, age l7, had baby after induced labor because of high blood pressure. Still on bedrest. Baby fine. Husband has to work so he can't help during the day. Mother works during the day. Thanks all.

Miss Ellie, PHG, Pharmacy Gal

February 26, 2001, 1:21 am Msg #1777
yeah, they did some upgrading on the server: glad it's working again!


February 26, 2001, 5:24 pm Msg #1778

February 26, 2001, 7:45 pm Msg #1779
your education was worth every penny ~~~love, Leon

February 27, 2001, 1:36 am Msg #1780

February 27, 2001, 10:12 am Msg #1781

February 27, 2001, 6:38 pm Msg #1782
"Two young people caught up in a world of pills." (who said that to whom?) was it barney to aunt bea?

February 27, 2001, 10:32 pm Msg #1783
sounds right, 1782!!! you do one.

February 27, 2001, 11:39 pm Msg #1784
"That's North to South."

February 28, 2001, 11:54 am Msg #1785
"Paw, It's the curse of the white horse with the black rider." "The white horse knew, the white horse knew, mine and Charlene's love is forever." "Oh, Dud."

February 28, 2001, 11:58 am Msg #1786
Wasn't that Dud a romantic little son of a gun?

February 28, 2001, 12:48 pm Msg #1787
which one? there were two duds. ain't that one of them incants? rub a dub dub two duds in a tub?

February 28, 2001, 3:45 pm Msg #1788
two, two, two duds in one!

February 28, 2001, 4:23 pm Msg #1789
"Two and two makes four."-Barney

February 28, 2001, 4:23 pm Msg #1790
dud? I mean duh? ;-)

February 28, 2001, 4:24 pm Msg #1791
make that duh! 8-)

February 28, 2001, 4:42 pm Msg #1792
a duh dud ! Do dah, do dah !

February 28, 2001, 9:13 pm Msg #1793
where is everybody?

February 28, 2001, 9:37 pm Msg #1794
They're not here--that's for sure.

February 28, 2001, 9:43 pm Msg #1795
do ya miss 'em?

February 28, 2001, 9:59 pm Msg #1796
I sure miss everone! Is there a social tonight in Mt. Pilot that I forgot about?


February 28, 2001, 11:25 pm Msg #1797

March 1, 2001, 1:41 am Msg #1798
convicts at large quotes:

"the bigger they are, the nicer they are"
"maude, al, if those hamburgers are ruined *i* won't be held resposible!"
"i hate men"
"let me take you to the land of rythm and pleasure"

dang i can't spell

March 1, 2001, 2:22 am Msg #1799
Speaking of foreskins, medical history was recently made at a famous children's hospital. A baby boy was born with no eyelids, so they fashioned replacements with his circumcised foreskin. Everything seemed fine until they realized he turned out cock-eyed.

March 1, 2001, 8:00 am Msg #1800
It's amazing what modern medicine can do these days.

March 1, 2001, 12:08 pm Msg #1801

March 1, 2001, 7:48 pm Msg #1802
This weekend Andy Griffith is going to be interviewed on ET.

March 2, 2001, 10:07 am Msg #1803
QUICK! What is the name of the guy who played the farmer Sam-who'swife had the baby- on the TAGS episode/ I need ot know FAST!

March 2, 2001, 10:39 am Msg #1804
William Schallert

March 2, 2001, 11:01 am Msg #1805
Poor kid. Every time he sees a pretty girl his eyes are gonna swell shut.

March 2, 2001, 12:39 pm Msg #1806
i don't get it.

March 2, 2001, 1:10 pm Msg #1807
William Schallert! Thank you 1804.

March 2, 2001, 1:35 pm Msg #1808
Maybe that's why, 1806. You not gettin' any?

March 2, 2001, 2:43 pm Msg #1809
I think it's the "pretty girl" part that's confusing him, 1808. "Not that there's anything WRONG with that."

March 2, 2001, 3:38 pm Msg #1810
is this thing on?

March 2, 2001, 3:38 pm Msg #1811

March 2, 2001, 8:54 pm Msg #1812
How's everyone this beautiful day? (night now) Mayberry was wonderful today. I trimmed the shrubs and bushes. Gotta keep Mayberry neat and clean. Miss Ellie

March 2, 2001, 9:25 pm Msg #1813
"Welcome sweet springtime, we greet thee in soooong....."